Lunch with Karl Rove, for $5

Politico ^ | Dylan Byers

[ObamahatesPACoal]

You've seen him on Fox News or read his seasoned opinions in The Wall Street Journal. He's one of the most prominent GOP strategists and a powerful voice for conservatives across the country.

[MNDude]

How long do I have to meet with him to get the five dollars?

[Taxman]

No, thanks!

I do not take lunch with Republican Traitors!

When he refused to support the Republican Primary winners in Nevada and Delaware because HIS favorites lost in the Primary, Rove went to the head of my Republican shitlist!

And stay there he shall, until he recants and proves to me that he is not a closet Democrat!

[Doomonyou]

He needs to pay me more than that.

[Mastador1]

How long do I have to meet with him to get the five dollars?

You would have to pay me a lot more than $5 to waste any time with him.

[maggief]

Who pays the tab?

[GeronL]

A lot more

[Nifster]

You mean Rovio wants to pay ME to have lunch with him????

I am not sure that $% is enough to entice me

[Sarah Barracuda]

Even for 5 bucks its overpaying

[windcliff]

I’d like to feed him a $5 dollar lunch that I assemble from dog stool.

[House Atreides]

Are Barf Bags supplied?

[ElkGroveDan]

It depends. What are they serving, and is he going to talk or shut-up and eat?

[Kolath]

Only if I can do my Animal House impersonation....

“Guess what I am right now” (hits both cheeks with a mouth full of food and spews on Rove) “I’M A ZIT, get it!?!?!?!?”

[DuncanWaring]

If I play $10 can I skip it?

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Is kicking him in the groin included in the price?

[12th_Monkey]

He’ll have to pay me much more than $5

[namvolunteer]

There’s an old joke that starts like this but I can’t say it in mixed company.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

There’s nothing he could say that would convince me he’s not a RINO bottom feeder.

[skimbell]

You get what you pay for.

[goat granny]

hE’S NOT OFFERING ENOUGH TO ME TO GO.....1500 DOLLARS AND i’D GIVE IT A THOUGHT...