[blackdog]

On a road trip from Vero Beach to Miami back when I went to school there we stopped on the side of the interstate to drain off some beer. As we were draining said beer in the bushes along the side of the road, we noticed we were doing so on a gigantic log that began to move. We were relieving ourselves on an alligator. He had to be twelve feet long and as big around as a garbage can.

Talk about going pee shy.............

There are big and nasty things in the state of Florida. Yankee voters are the least of them.

[Darren McCarty]

There are big and nasty things in the state of Florida. Yankee voters are the least of them.

My friend's parents are becoming snowbirds to Arcadia and invading from the small town Midwest. I'd say that the good news is that they aren't voting in Florida, but the good news is for me since they are are tea party voters and keeping their votes in Michigan. :)

[bgill]

A million years ago when future hubby was young, dumb and showing off his he-man self, he kicked a bear for me. One night I thought there was a bear outside so, armed with nothing but a camera flash, he went out to chase it off. He snuck up on it, gave it a swift kick in the backside and turned to flee only to fall flat into the snow and couldn’t get up because the kick nearly broke his foot. Turns out the sun had melted a big boulder so it looked like a bear in the moonlight. The next morning as everyone came down for breakfast, each one commented on the flashing lightening the night before. Hubby ducked his head and didn’t say a word.

[Old Grumpy]

“There are big and nasty things in the state of Florida. Yankee voters are the least of them.”

Ha ha! My laugh of the day, even if it’s true!