Sounds like the friends GF is coming on to you. She saw you looking, trust me.
I’ve heard that when women get boob jobs, they may look scrumptious, but it takes away a lot of their feeling in them, which destroys the whole point. I think that was the reason for the joke in “Mean Girls”, where the mom had a boob job and the dog was chewing on them and she didn’t even know.
Fake boobs are a complete turn off to me. Udder and complete.
Udder = utter
Freudian slip...
Sad, isn’t it?
Don’t forget, there are other reasons for women to have fake breasts - such as when they get a mastectomy due to cancer. It’s not always done because of vanity.