Longview, XT (ex-Texas town), should try booking the Dixie Chicks if you can find’em... :)
If I were a business owner in Longview, maybe it’s time to start planning my re-location, bankruptcy, or early retirement. Maybe even a new city council in lieu of the above.
Depends whether or not it conflicts with their shifts at Denny's.
Longview is the armpit of east Texas. It sucks there.