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Joe Biden wants to nominate Obama for sainthood
Sun Times ^ | 03/21/2014 | Chad Merda

Posted on 03/21/2014 2:12:51 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd

Joe Biden must plan on living a long time, and be prepared on participating in a long, drawn-out process. That's because he wants to recommend President Barack Obama for sainthood.

He made the comments while speaking at a conference of community health centers in New York, The Hill reports.

Biden says he should be put on the same pedestal as Mother Theresa and Pope John Paul II for his patience he displayed during all of the technical difficulties HealthCare.gov has experienced.

"We didn't help you much at the front end here, man," Biden said.

For Biden to follow through on helping earning Obama saint status a few things are going to happen:

  1. Obama's going to have to die before 71-year-old Biden, since only dead folks can earn that status.
  2. Prove that Obama performed at least one miracle.

Which miracles will be the winner? Getting Osama bin Laden? Actually getting people to sign up through HealthCare.gov?


TOPICS: Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: joebiden; stobama
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To: Responsibility2nd

Saint Beelzebub


41 posted on 03/21/2014 10:43:37 PM PDT by Old Yeller (In Latin, the word sinister means left. Which is appropriate for left-wingers.)
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I think he’s the forerunner - the anti-John the Baptist. He came out of nowhere, is making crooked the straight paths, gets people to disavow Jesus through following his incompatible ideologies, has spoken blasphemous things, and is paving the way for Islam.


42 posted on 03/21/2014 11:40:29 PM PDT by scott7278 ("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I think they have just had a pep rally where they were told to make the most audacious, mendacious statements possible about Zero. Yesterday, Pelosi said he is the most nonpartisan human to ever walk the earth, or something. Their turn-it-all-upside-down-and-see-if-some-of-it-sticks-to-the-morons strategy is in full swing.

Only miracle would be if the Lord allows all his appointees and all his faithful elected representatives to escape the burning barn unharmed.


44 posted on 03/21/2014 11:55:46 PM PDT by firebrand
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