“So, Michelle was on her way to China, see, and she looked out her window, and she said, “Isn’t that a plane down there?” And sure enough, everyone else looked, and we all said, “Ma’am, I believe you’ve found MH370.” And she was real humble about it. We all celebrated with carrot sticks. But the First Lady had a triple cheeseburger because, you know, she’s the one who found the plane.”
Good one. Satire is always best when it's quite close to reality.