I refuse to eat healthy animals. I prefer sick ones.
Think about it.
Cougars, out in the wild, pick off the sick and the lame of a herd. In so doing, they eat, and the herd becomes stronger. They are actually HELPING the herd.
I have a cougar’s instinct.
Any good recipes for road kill?
A male cougar.
Wait. Aren’t all males cougars? Or is it only all rich males?
I refuse to eat healthy animals. I prefer sick ones.
ISTR in “Lucifer’s Hammer” (Pournell & Niven) a doctor advised the cannibal “tribe” not to eat the sick humans; eat healthy ones to avoid disease...
Play Kantner and Slick’s “Silver Spoon” for musical accompaniment for *that* meal.
Laz, from what I have seen of your posts you don’t have a cougar’s instincts. You have an instinct FOR cougars (and younger women too, of course).