Men are women. Women are monkeys. Children are led weights. The light is darkness. Up is down. Left is right. In is out.
Did I miss anything?
Conservatives are more pro freedom.
They’re playing with labels. Someone who believes in free speech, freedom of religion, a free market, and a social contract called the Constitution was, in the late 19th century, a liberal. Today he’s a conservative. It’s a really silly semantic game.
Likely associated with the legalization of Weed in various locales.
“Why most conservatives are secretly liberals”.
Oh I get it. I hate Odumbo but in secret, I’m a big fan of his. Boy, that makes sense (BLEEEECCCHHHHHHHHH)
A question for those FReepers stuck in liberal wastelands such as California, New York, Massachusetts and so on, do the Democrat candidates use the term "liberal" in their advertising or is that word still toxic even in those states?
It depends how you ask the question. I’ve also seen plenty of polls that ask “Do you prefer higher taxes and more government services, or lower taxes and fewer services?” Lower taxes and fewer services usually wins by 2-1.
Do conservatives believe in invasion or indoctrination? Do liberals believe in invasion? Did this meathead cover this beloved topic?
Conservatives are liberal. Progressive totalitarian statists just hijacked the word.
They hijack a lot of words. That’s the game they play.
They conflating conservatives and Republicans (RINOs) again? Really isn’t cute of them to do anymore.
WTF!
Why most people who agree really disagree.
Why women are really men.
Why the sun is in reality the moon.
Why white people are secretly black.
Why Cowboys are really Indians.
Why stupid senseless articles are just stupid senseless articles
An article with a such a premise in the title is less than meaningless.
It defies cognitive rationale.
It makes an oxymoron seem dogmatic.
Get outta here.
They’re confusing RINO’s for conservatives.
The MSM demonizes conservatives and Republicans 24-7 for fifty years straight and ‘liberal’ is a dirty word? Mr. Sides is a lousy con man.
From “The Monkey Cage”??? An appropriate source, to say the least.
Since it’s not the complete works of Shakespeare, I can only surmise that the WP has a bit fewer than an infinite number of monkeys in their employ.
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There’s no question that many people who self-identify as conservatives are actually liberal. Otherwise every election would be a right-wing landslide.
This article is a reach, isn’t it? We’re all closet liberals, yeah right! It’s more like most Americans are closet conservatives. Keep trying Mr. Sides. I know your liberal world is crashing all around you and you’re desperate to keep it afloat.
Does the Washington Post come in ‘quilted’, or does it only come in ‘chafe’???