But... but...it’s the harsh winter weather that caused it!!! Global warming caused the harsh winter weather!!! Gas guzzling vehicles and mansions and factories cause global warming!!! Gun owning, Bible clinging racist rednecks drive these vehicles, and factories and mansions are all owned by the rich!!! All rich people are white racist Republicans!!! See, it’s the Republicans’ fault!!!!
...”The Koch brothers”...don’t forget “The Koch brothers”!