[maggief]

(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza) - President Barack Obama talks on the phone in the Oval Office with Russian President Vladimir Putin about the situation in Ukraine, March 1, 2014. Shirt sleeves rolled up, hands on hips...

[BenLurkin]

Four empty chairs!

[Nonsense Unlimited]

90 minute phone call? Perhaps ...


* Thank you for calling the Kremlin. All our associates are currently assisting other customers. The current wait time is 89 minutes. If you would like to speak with a representative please stay on the line. Your call is important to us ... *

[bobby.223]

White House operator: “Mr. President, Reggie still on 3”. Barry: “Okay, got it.....Hi Reggie. Sorry I forgot you on hold. Yeah, it’s Putin....yeah he is rippin’ me a new one....no I do not know what the hell to do.” Reggie: “Your head okay Boss? Ya stressed? This isn’t gonna mess up little Barry’s performance later tonight is it? Do I need to bring over your blue pills or just an eight-ball”? Barry: “Damn Reggie! It is Saturday Night! BOTH!!!!!!”