[Bubba_Leroy]

If it’s cold, it’s just weather, and that’s not climate. If it’s warm, then it’s a climatological trend.

That is the beauty of Global Climate Change.™ It is so much more flexible than Global Cooling or Global Warming ever were.

Is it warmer than usual today? That is proof of Global Climate Change.™

Is it colder than usual today? That is proof of Global Climate Change.™

Is it wetter than usual today? That is proof of Global Climate Change.™

Is it dryer than usual today? That is proof of Global Climate Change.™

Is it cloudier, less cloudy, windier, less windy? It doesn't matter! No matter what the weather happens to be, it is proof of Global Climate Change.™

Everything is proof of Global Climate Change.™ Nothing is evidence against it.

Of course, it is all Bush's fault. Bush and those damned SUVs. Womyn and minorities will be hardest hit.

Thank Algore that a solution has been found. All we need is more central government control. This time, communism will work!

[Phillyred]

Every newsroom cube in America has this bullet list somewhere on their wall.

[FBD]

I once saw a list of one hundred things blamed on climate change, everything from increased snowfall to drought to floods, hurricanes, tornadoes, warming, cooling, increased crime rates, migratory patterns shifting, etc.
It’s a catchall.