[silverleaf]

My dog has fleas

Can Obama issue an executive order and fix that?

Oh and the basement leaks- can he fix that too

[Red Badger]

Oh and the basement leaks- can he fix that too

[bigheadfred]

When it comes to dogs I don’t think he makes executive orders, he makes lunch orders.

[ApplegateRanch]

Mr. Obama has heard of your plight, and in the absence of Congressional action, has moved decisively on this matter. Here's your copy of the newly issued Executive Order re your basement:

Basements pose an unwarranted risk of hoarding; hiding weapons; concealing malcontents and other trouble makers; and otherwise causing community safety risks, therefore, ...

... DHS, after inspecting for safety reasons, after EPA inspects for environmental hazards, will fill in and seal off all basements of residential homes.

Basements of parental homes occupied by adult children of Progressive's; or occupied by minority, or LGBT children; or occupied by any person able to prove Democratic Underground Posting Privileges, are hereby exempted.