“A large amount of ammunition was found near the body, leading investigators to suspect that he might be carrying explosives.”
Idiots.
Yeah, EVERYONE carrying an inordinate amount of ammo simply MUST also be packing some explosives. /SARC
8-to-5 the only explosives on that body were the burritos he had for lunch.
Too bad for you, because he DID have them. Poor, but an attempt at it.