When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie, That’s Hillary Clinton

The Frisky ^ | 1-23-2014 | Jessica Wakeman

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January 23, 2014

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie, That’s Hillary Clinton

Jessica Wakeman

People who complained about the TIME magazine cover depicting Hillary Clinton’s gargantuan high heel sauntering past a tiny male rival, look what you have wrought: The New York Times Magazine has one-upped everybody in the weirdness department with Hillary-as-planet. A Times editor tweeted the intergalactic cover this morning, confirming in later tweets, yup, it’s for real.

I’m sorry, did someone not tell the Times art department this image is CREEPY AS HELL?

[Beagle8U]

This is what it makes her look like...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xro-zLsToJI

[apillar]

Where’s the death star when we need it....

[onyx]

ROTFLOLOLOL @ that graphic!

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[Senator_Blutarski]

The gravity must be tremendous on a planet that big...

[jazusamo]

Pucker the lips for a thumb hole and make bowling balls with the graphic.

[MissMagnolia]

Looks like the part of the anatomy that is usually associated with “mooning” and Hillary’s face has been painted on it. I’m betting she’s not a happy camper.

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"When you've been mooned by a baboon, that's..."

[RightGeek]

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[a fool in paradise]

[SandRat]

Reminds me of the ROIDS on my BUIM.

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[TigersEye]

Hillary is a giant gas planet that kills anything that gets too close to it.

[Beowulf9]

Vanity Fair is claiming it’s genius Dadist art! LOL! Talk about lying through your teeth.

[Disambiguator]

That’s not a workable model. How does she hold her drink?

[smoothsailing]

Resistance Is Futile, You Will Be Assimilated

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