[MrB]

You need to post that bit of creative writing on some “other” forum... :)

[cuban leaf]

You need to post that bit of creative writing on some “other” forum... :)

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Naw. There is much more creative writing being offered in this thread. It’s also very much on topic. ;-)

[dfwgator]

You need to post that bit of creative writing on some “other” forum... :)

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