[Flotsam_Jetsome]

"In related news, the medical examiner who performed the autopsy was killed tonight by a falling coconut while sipping a martini on his back porch."

What, not arsenic? /s

[Cementjungle]

Had to go with the coconut version. Recently, while attending the inspection on the home we were recently buying, I was standing out by the pool taking a call when I was narrowly missed by a coconut falling from a quite tall tree. I looked over to my wife and said “you almost got a free house”.