Dear Mr. Jon Kery
I’m sure you have heard about the new laws in Nigeria
pertaining to gay marriage. My uncle was married to
a gay person and was worth a lot of money. Right before
he was necklaced he gave me his fortune.
Now I need a discrete partner to help me get it out of
the country as I am a bit odd myself. I thought if
I married a gay American I could come to your country
and we would split this vast fortune.
Please send my your SS number, bank routing number
and $1500 to cover our expenses.
Thanks Robert B. Owatanga. (call me Roberta)
That is great! LOL
Kerry would probably fall for that.