I’m funny as hell. Don’t know what’s broken on you.
But hey, congratulations on earning your keyboard warrior merit badge.
Maybe you’re funny other times. The nerd dork routine requires 2 important things to be funny: 1- the audience needs to be at least as nerdy, 2- they need to be stoned. Any joke that has 2 preconditions like that isn’t funny, actually any joke that has the second condition isn’t funny the first one is just icing on the not funny cake.