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[Pollster1]

And there were in the same country basketball players abiding in the field, keeping watch over their court at midnight. And, lo, the angel of the community organizer came upon them, and the glory of the community organizer shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great cookies, which shall be to all who hold EBT cards. For unto you is born this day in the city of Honolulu and/or Nairobi a Dear Leader, which is Barack the Obama. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the One wrapped in clothes of the upper class, lying every time his lips move. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising the community organizer, and saying, Glory to the community organizer in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward unions and those who pay up to our enforcers.

[Mr. K]

Allah forbid he actually mention anything having to do with his “Christian Faith”

For a ‘late convert to Christianity’ he sure seems go out of his way to avoid it.

I think he only ‘converted’ long enough to get past the election without telling everyone he was a muslim since he said he would side with them (the muzzies)in his book.

[GreyFriar]

And to convince those unbelievers of the goodness and benefits of ObamaNoCare.

[lightman]

On the first day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
A Marxist in a red tree.

On the second day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the third day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Three Dixie Chicks.
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the fourth day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Four Lenin busts.
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the fifth day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Five fel-on-ies.
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the sixth day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Six Castro jumpsuits.
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the seventh day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Seven Mao pajamas,
Six Castro jumpsuits,
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.