It’s my dream to walk up to both a rabbi and a priest on a Friday, while eating a salami and provolone sandwich and saying: “What a bite, bros?”
Didja hear the one about the Rabbi that did circumcisions for free?
He only took tips... (baddabing!)
He kept the tips and made them into wallets... when you rub them, they turn into luggage!!
Try the Veal!!! Here till Tuesday!!! BaddaBING!