To: exDemMom
“Graduate students in soft subjects often accumulate mountains of debt, and graduate to find out there are no jobs in their field.”
Q: How does an engineer get a philosopher off of his front porch?
A: He pays her for the pizza.
37 posted on
11/27/2013 3:40:27 AM PST by
beef
(Who Killed Kennewick Man?)
To: beef
38 posted on
11/27/2013 3:42:29 AM PST by
exDemMom
(Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
To: beef
Q. What’s the difference between a philosophy major and a large pizza?
A. A large pizza can feed a family of four.
74 posted on
11/27/2013 5:46:39 AM PST by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: beef
“Good thing you majored in Philosophy.... now you can sit around and think about why you don’t have a job”...
——Unknown
79 posted on
11/27/2013 6:22:32 AM PST by
esoxmagnum
(Turtles don't win fights, they just turtle up. Victory belongs to the aggressor, not the turtle.)
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