Snorted a bit, I bet!
This one, (he’s almost 14), has always since we got him at 4 weeks (seller told a fib and said he was 6 1/2 weeks. his teeth hadn’t broken through yet), thinks he’s human. He was “talking” about his displeasure to “Grandma” (me). When he complains, he doesn’t bark, he makes vocalizations that our other pug doesn’t make.