Thank goodness.
Hello, dear lady. A full-throated example of zot. Style points awarded.
Alaskawolf was a long-standing member of tbe KMA List. If I had internet access, I’d make a proper sendoff with Ursula leading the charge.
Several folks have expressed relief that that one's gone. I don't recall ever having a run-in with him myself, but I know and trust those who have.
Good work as usual, everyone :-)
To: The poster incorrectly named as Alaska Wolf.
Subject: ButtHurt Form.
Dear: Mr./Mrs./Ms./Homosexual/Metrosexual/Bisexual/Lesbian/Transsexual/Cross-Dresser/Switch-Hitter/Ambiguous/It
Please complete and return the attached ButtHurt Form so that all of FR can be informed about YOUR reasoning for acting like a total Dork and getting Zotted from the Premier Conservative Forum on the Internet.
Since it appears that you may not be able to understand the "how to behave" instructions written on the FR Home page in simple English, the Butt Hurt form is also available, upon request, in:
Mandarin, Spanish, Hindi, Arabic, Portuguese, Bengali, Russian, Japanese, German, Javanese, Wu, Malay/Indonesian, Vietnamese, Korean, French, Marathi, Tamil, Persian, Turkish, Italian, Cantonese, Thai, Gujarati, Jin, Min Nan, Polish, Pashto, Kannada, Xiang, Malayalam, Sundanese, Hausa, Burmese, Hakka, Ukrainian, Bhojpuri, Tagalog, Yoruba, Maithili, Swahili, Uzbek, Sindhi, Amharic, Fula, Romanian, Igbo, Awadhi, Gan, Cebuano, Dutch, Kurdish, Serbo-Croatian, Malagasy, Saraiki, Nepali, Sinhalese, Chittagonian, Zhuang, Khmer, Assamese, Madurese, Somali, Marwari, Magahi, Haryanvi, Hungarian, Chhattisgarhi, Greek, Chewa, Deccan, Akan, Kazakh, Min Bei, Sylheti, Zulu, Czech, Kinyarwanda, Dhundhari, Haitian Creole, Min Dong, Ilokano, Quechua, Kirundi, Swedish, Hmong, Shona, Uyghur, Hiligaynon, Mossi, Xhosa, Belarusian, Balochi, and Konkani.
Since you did not survive on FR under the moniker Alaska Wolf, it is apparent that screen name is not one that correctly fits with your persona.
To assist you, should you decide to try the Retread path of sneaking back on FR, we are inviting FReepers to post their suggestions of a screen name that best fits you.
The staff here at the FR ZOT Investigation Office, after reading your posting history, are in agreement that instead of Alaska Wolf, you should actually be known as "Vomit Puking Dog".
Everyone on the staff feels that this screen name is definitely YOU.
Suggest you lurk on FR and see what other suggested screen names FReepers come up with so that when you slither back onto FR, everyone will instantly recognize you, and prepare an appropriate welcoming party.
