[Doctor 2Brains]

I value my dog over, say, the Kenyan.

[wardaddy]

The Kenyan is likely tough and poorly marbled (on the inside)

[Hoodat]

I value my dog over, say, the Kenyan.

I believe it is safe to assume that this story is a classic example of WWOD. The man facing hunger glanced at his dog and said to himself, "What would Obama do?"