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Rats eating Oreo cookies and they came up with this?

Save the rats!

Where is the Occupy Oreo Cookie Coalition?

1 posted on 10/15/2013 4:59:36 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
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You put a Oreo and a big ole rail in front of me and I'll...

oh nevermind...

28 posted on 10/15/2013 5:32:22 PM PDT by BreezyDog
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Interesting. I just had six of ‘em, with milk. We rarely have them here. I’ll eat them if we have them, but I don’t get the shakes when we don’t. I eat about 30 of them a year...


29 posted on 10/15/2013 5:36:23 PM PDT by cuban leaf
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Bullfeathers, like most of these “studies.”

No, they’re not as addictive as cocaine.

These are “scientists?”


30 posted on 10/15/2013 5:36:27 PM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible traitors. Complicit in the destruction of our country.)
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Interesting. I just had six of ‘em, with milk. We rarely have them here. I’ll eat them if we have them, but I don’t get the shakes when we don’t. I eat about 30 of them a year...

And if they’re as addictive as cocaine, maybe I should give cocaine a try. I thought it was addictive.


31 posted on 10/15/2013 5:37:03 PM PDT by cuban leaf
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So ..

Withdrawal from “oreo addiction” will be dangerous enough to be considered life threatening?

An “oreo addict” will have to constantly increase their volume of consumption, in order to achieve the same effects?

An “oreo addict” will see a progressive downturn in virtually every aspect of their life?

An “oreo addict” will undergo a progressive change to personality that renders the person almost unrecognizable?

An “oreo addict” will see his body functions change as an adaptive response (like alcoholics who eventually become unable to process nutrients, since their bodies adapt in the expectation of using alcohol as a food source)?

This new and improved definition of “addiction” is garbage, and an insult to people suffering from real addiction (changed, incidentally, in order to classify tobacco as addictive, when the older definition of “habit-forming” was actually the accurate classification).


33 posted on 10/15/2013 5:38:55 PM PDT by jjsheridan5
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I don’t like Oreos, I just like the smell.


34 posted on 10/15/2013 5:39:23 PM PDT by RugerMini14
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Damn, I’ve been shooting up Oreo cookies for close to forty years..., they’re on to me.

Seriously folks, who makes this S—T up?


35 posted on 10/15/2013 5:45:16 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (People will retain the power to control the Government, or it will retain the power to control them.)
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So Oreo’s are a gateway cookie to the harder stuff....like Vienna fingers...?


36 posted on 10/15/2013 5:45:18 PM PDT by Popman (Liberal wars are about killing people for humanitarian reasons...)
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I guess they’re going to have to have Hydrox clinics to wean the addicts off Oreos!


38 posted on 10/15/2013 5:46:43 PM PDT by jimmyo57
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I liked Hydrox cookies much better.
39 posted on 10/15/2013 5:49:02 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Osama Obama Care: A Religion That Will Have You On Your Knees!)
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What absolute horse shit.


40 posted on 10/15/2013 5:50:51 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Play the 'Knockout Game' with someone owning a 9mm and you get what you deserve)
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Even if you don’t like them?

I only like the peanut butter ones, but even those I only buy a couple times a year.


47 posted on 10/15/2013 6:20:35 PM PDT by JediJones (The #1 Must-see Filibuster of the Year: TEXAS TED AND THE CONSERVATIVE CRUZ-ADE)
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Oreos are the worst cookie ever invented.

Nasty!


53 posted on 10/15/2013 6:34:12 PM PDT by Hammerhead
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Has any substance not been called “as addictive as cocaine” by some idiot professor?


55 posted on 10/15/2013 6:56:20 PM PDT by dangus
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I’ve been known to do a ‘line’ every now and then. Especially with a glass of milk . . .


59 posted on 10/15/2013 8:43:47 PM PDT by BraveMan
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The weasel word “may” in first sentence mysteriously missing from otherwise identical phrase of headline. Surely (DON’T call me shirley!) a simple oversight.

OTOH, this is a GOOD thing, because this research shows a readily available, cheap cure for meth-heads: lock them in a rubber room with no meth, and a pallet of Oreos.


63 posted on 10/16/2013 12:38:56 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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Everything that you enjoy doing is addictive to some extent.

Some people enjoy eating cookies.

For other people, it’s scamming money out of the government to do “research”.


65 posted on 10/16/2013 12:46:01 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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I wish I could buy the cookies without the filling.

The chef is here. Good eats for everyone.

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

70 posted on 10/16/2013 3:06:04 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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