Even worse, she may have been driving an SUV.
“...Even worse, she may have been driving an SUV...”
GASP...
And of course it’s a - Ready? - A Glock Assault SUV with high-capacity gas tank...who’s ONLY purpose is to spew carbon DIoxide (used to monoxide was the boogeyman but we know better now...) for the EXPRESS purpose of melting the polar ice caps and stranding cute, fuzzy, 1200 pound Polar Bears on shrinking ice floes...
Yup... I get that....