"Far from being a mistype, that’s the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacare’s national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596, helpfully spelling out President Barack Obama’s tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view." After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message.
318-2596
3=F
1+1(ignore)
8= U
2=C
5=K
9=Y
6=O
"F_UCKYO"
You are a graduate of government schools, I assume.