The shutdown will cause the icecaps to melt too.
Did you hear a lot of beaches are shut down as well? Apparently with the government shut down there is no control of the tides...scary times..
“...The shutdown will cause the icecaps to melt too....”
That’s cause the shutdown is affecting the sun, too... it’s shining a little brighter and hotter, causing even MORE cute fuzzy little 1200 pound polar bears to get stranded on ice floes and possibly drown... ‘cause the shutdown made them forget how to like...swim... and stuff...
Honest... Jay Carney said so...
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