In fact, I've "twisted" nothing.
I take the text to say what it means, and mean what it says.
I grant that Kevmo's interpretations (as near as I can tell?) are traditional and orthodox.
Mine are closer to those of our Founding Fathers, and that's the reason I'm here defending them.
You can justify your heresy all you want, but it is still strongly condemned by Jesus Who would call you a ‘viper’. And you would label Jesus “utterly insane”. Get lost, heretic.