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Teen Bible Campers Hospitalized After Mixing Fart Spray and Deer Repellent in Prank
The Christian Post ^ | 07/26/2013 | Leonardo Blair

Posted on 07/26/2013 11:18:51 AM PDT by aimhigh

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To: Yardstick

Yup. It needs the zot.


61 posted on 07/26/2013 3:43:25 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: JennysCool

Yep.

But at least it has gotten a taste of FR’s superior forum software compared to the DUmp’s.


62 posted on 07/26/2013 3:58:12 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Fresh Wind

It’s a conspiracy.


63 posted on 07/26/2013 4:20:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: aimhigh

Gaseous bump.


64 posted on 07/26/2013 5:34:26 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post):)
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To: aimhigh; Abundy; Albion Wilde; AlwaysFree; AnnaSASsyFR; bayliving; BFM; Bigg Red; ...

Maryland “Freak State” PING!


65 posted on 07/26/2013 5:57:12 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (I don't always vote, but when I do, I SURE AS HELL DON'T VOTE DEMOCRAT!)
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To: aimhigh; Abundy; Albion Wilde; AlwaysFree; AnnaSASsyFR; bayliving; BFM; Bigg Red; ...

Maryland “Freak State” PING!


66 posted on 07/26/2013 6:01:00 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (I don't always vote, but when I do, I SURE AS HELL DON'T VOTE DEMOCRAT!)
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To: Wellington VII
I just presented a possibility, a possibility that should at be investigated.

And I am Marie of Roumania.

67 posted on 07/26/2013 6:16:57 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Revolting cat!

Hey! I resemble that remark!


68 posted on 07/26/2013 6:22:47 PM PDT by gitmo ( If your theology doesn't become your biography it's useless.)
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To: Fresh Wind

LOL!


69 posted on 07/26/2013 8:43:45 PM PDT by RedMDer (When immigrants cannot or will not assimilate, its really just an invasion. Throw them out!)
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To: libstripper

No male I know needs to use bottled fart spray to produce the desired result.


70 posted on 07/26/2013 9:50:15 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: SaraJohnson
No male I know needs to use bottled fart spray to produce the desired result.

Well, apparently the Bible campers are so saintly that they are fartless!

71 posted on 07/26/2013 9:51:55 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: SaraJohnson

I bet that went over like a fart in church.


72 posted on 07/26/2013 9:53:29 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

...or a turd in the punch bowl. : )


73 posted on 07/26/2013 10:17:59 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: SaraJohnson; Revolting cat!

Not only that, it’s a lot more fun to use the natural product, especially if the young Christian gentlemen are performing the classical adolescent young male experiment, as in, “Mr. Case, do farts burn.” Followed by, “I guess so, they’re mostly methane.” Thence followed by many actual experiments, most of which succeeded without anybody’s pants catching fire.

If you think this is a direct, personal experience account of an event that occurred on an Explorer Scout camping trip 56 years ago, you’re right. Some things just manage to be burned into certain sick minds.


74 posted on 07/27/2013 11:09:27 AM PDT by libstripper (A)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Here we go:

Camp has made great strides since my day, when the worst that could happen was toilet-papering the mess hall.


75 posted on 07/27/2013 6:26:44 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("Remember... the first revolutionary was Satan."--Russian Orthodox Archpriest Dmitry Smirnov)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
How can you tell when a Muzzie farts?...

When his goat says, "Hey, light a match, will ya?"

76 posted on 07/27/2013 6:29:18 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("Remember... the first revolutionary was Satan."--Russian Orthodox Archpriest Dmitry Smirnov)
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