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TRAYVON MARTIN: [dials 911 on Obamaphone] Hello? 911?
911: Yes, what is the nature of your emergency?
T.M.: My name is Trayvon Martin, I am spending the summer in The Retreat At Twin Lakes living with family and I am nervous.....
911: Why are you nervous sir?
T.M.: I am being followed and....
911: Do you know who is following you?
T.M.: No Ma'am. He appears to be a Creepy Ass Craka.
911: OK sir. We have a unit in route. Please go to a well lit area and I'll stay on the line with you until help arrives. Don't approach the Creepy Ass Craka and certainly don't take matters into your own hands by pummeling his head into the sidewalk.
T.M. That is certainly good advice. Much better than what was given to be by my good friend, Rachel Jenteal. Oh. The police have arrived. Thanks for your advice. [phone goes dead]