[Marcella]

It’s true, always be armed when approaching wet grass.

I had never heard of attack trees until the prosecution told me about them. Not only do I have to worry about wet grass but now I have to avoid attack trees. I'm thinking of hiring a guard to keep me safe from wet grass and attack trees. I hope you are safe, too.

[SE Mom]

I know...here we’ve been walking around unarmed and innocently assuming we were safe without knowing trees and grass were out for us..

[XenaLee]

I had never heard of attack trees until the prosecution told me about them. Not only do I have to worry about wet grass but now I have to avoid attack trees. I'm thinking of hiring a guard to keep me safe from wet grass and attack trees. I hope you are safe, too.

What you could do....is hire you some attack dogs to retaliate against the attack trees.

(just a thought)