Get money. Donate to a charity headed by....yourself.
Cha-Ching...No taxes! "Why thank you Mr. Crump for suggesting that. Here's a few dollars for you for setting things up for me."
Buy things for the charity like clothes, hairstyles, nails, shoes, cars, etc. All legitimate expenses doncha know.
The Kennedy’s will be upset if you cut in on their scam. Starting and being king of a new “charity” is a Kennedy rite of passage.