1. The Tea Party rally will draw far more protestors than the Obamanation for America gun control rallies; and
2. The Tea Party will get far less media coverage than the Obamanation for America gun control rallies.
3. The Tea Party will get LOTS of coverage by the Secret Service & the IRS. The shade wearing dark suits will be everywhere.
“To find out who your rulers are, simply learn what you are not allowed to criticize” - Voltaire
If it’s like previous Tea Party rallies, the place will be in better shape & cleaner after everyone has left.
3. There will be no violence or demonstrations of racism.
4. The place will be as clean or cleaner than when the events began.
You have created a list of some of the many things the Tea Party protests do wrong. If you want to get lots of favourable coverage, and avoid any problems from the “authorities”; you need to pay attention to the protests that do get good coverage.
1. If you don’t have the numbers, just march around in little circles. Have some of your “union goons” or “black blocs” (see costumes, below) herd the media in close for photos — warn them against taking wide-view shots.
2. Violence is good — have lots of it. Start with property damage; and escalate until you get a police response. Then, go into full “victim-mode”, and shout “police state”.
3. How you dress is critically important. Acceptable costumes include: fetish leather — the raunchier the better; the “black bloc” ensemble — black boots, black pants, black shirt, black balaclava; “slut wear” (look up a slut march); union-goon wear — jackets, tee-shirts, caps, etc. emblazoned with union logos; gas masks and hard hats or helmets; anything that hasn’t been laundered recently. Completely unacceptable costumes include: business attire (too “1%er-ish”), anything bearing an American flag — unless worn “ironically”.
4. Your signage is important. Profanity is good — it shows passion. Most important — large heavy handles, that can do double-duty as weapons.
5. Leave your garbage — heck, bring extra to strew about. Nothing proves you were there like a layer of garbage everywhere.
6. Bring plenty of refreshments for the media. Scotch is good. Some pot will get you better coverage in some of the blogs.
7. Megaphones. Plenty of megaphones.
8. Set up some tents for drug injection, rapes, and treating overdoses. (You don’t have to use these tents — but, it’s important that the MSM sees that you’ve thought of the essentials.)
9. No porta-potties.
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