Monica Lewinsky is walking down the beach, she finds a lamp and rubs it.
Out pops a genie!
The genie looks at Monica and says: “Monica, you have been a very bad girl so you only get one wish!”
Monica thinks for a moment. She realizes that she has put on a few pounds so she replies: “My wish is for my love handles to be gone!”.
The genie looks at Monica and says” “Your wish is my command!”
And POOF!
Monica’s ears disappear!