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To: Las Vegas Ron

Monica Lewinsky is walking down the beach, she finds a lamp and rubs it.

Out pops a genie!

The genie looks at Monica and says: “Monica, you have been a very bad girl so you only get one wish!”

Monica thinks for a moment. She realizes that she has put on a few pounds so she replies: “My wish is for my love handles to be gone!”.

The genie looks at Monica and says” “Your wish is my command!”

And POOF!

Monica’s ears disappear!


107 posted on 06/08/2013 7:31:34 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (NO MORE IRS!)
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To: isthisnickcool

LOL!

From what I’ve read about Obama, that joke would work just as well with his name in it instead of Monica’s!

Only Larry and Reggie know for sure!


154 posted on 06/09/2013 9:28:03 AM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Medecine is the keystone in the arch of socialism - Vladimir Lenin)
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