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To: servantboy777
Well heck, why stop at homosexual. Sodomite is a much more descriptive word.

Well, I don't know . . . I'd rather not call them a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper, a brown-wind-loving pole pushing vacuum-lipped anal warrior, a carrot-swallowing poodle owning skipping little hotdog-eater, a chalk-licking lavender sniffing cheeky merrymonkey pole-vaulter, a cigar smoking giggling little donut-puncher, a Crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy, a feminine-acting, stick-twiddling parade-marching ball-juggler, a gerbil-feeding flower sniffing rainbow-squatting bottoms-up boy, a giggling little donut-puncher, a glitter-loving tail-tickling Cleveland Steamer pooftah, a ham-slamming organ grinder, a latte-swilling, boy-texting pump-a-loaf bread-boffer, a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey , a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge, a merrily-hopping NPR-listening musical-favoring chin-trauma patient, a merry delicate lightly-prancing dress-favoring protein-burper, a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny , a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar , a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagellator, a quiche-slurping, glitter-coated nimble-dancer, a rose-sprinkling, first-chair rusty-trombone pole-vaulter, a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess, a sibilant-s-pronouncing girl-drink-swilling fruity little balltender, a silent-screaming bed-bouncing pump-wearing butt pilot, a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter, a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter , a soap-dropping, spanks-wearing, cabana-boy-loving.

So, I guess sodomite would be ok.

37 posted on 06/08/2013 6:14:11 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: laweeks

Ding ding ding.....I vote you get the FR, POST of the DAY!

Very funny.


42 posted on 06/08/2013 6:19:14 AM PDT by servantboy777
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To: laweeks

Very good! Sitting here laughing and laughing!

This is why I read Free Republic! :-)


48 posted on 06/08/2013 6:31:06 AM PDT by wintertime
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To: laweeks
"... a glitter-loving tail-tickling Cleveland Steamer pooftah..."

Do explain the "Cleveland" reference here?!!?

This town gets enough undeserved grief as it is ....

57 posted on 06/08/2013 6:59:44 AM PDT by fone (never give up, never give in)
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To: laweeks

Wow! Where did you come up with all of that?

It sounds like a cross between Monty Python and Sam Kinison!


70 posted on 06/08/2013 8:48:45 AM PDT by Atlas Sneezed (Universal Background Check -> Registration -> Confiscation -> Oppression -> Extermination)
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To: laweeks

That’s the funniest response I’ve read all day.

I’d add “Granola-eating, birkenstock-wearing, yippy-dog owning anal comandos” though....

RLTW


78 posted on 06/08/2013 10:06:27 AM PDT by military cop (I carry a .45....cause they don't make a .46....)
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