Ding ding ding.....I vote you get the FR, POST of the DAY!
Very funny.
Well, that's better than a gay man a lisping, daffodil sniffer, a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving, a sweetly-flaming pole-licking sequin-wearing arsehole patroller, a sweetly-smelling, pink-loafered bun-warmer, a tail gunner, pole smoker, mincing Nancy-boy, fancy lad, a three-dollar-bill-collecting rollerblading fan-TAS-tic sword swallower , a toothbrush-sucking dancing-butt-held-high lightly-stepping jingle-boy, a whinnying crochet-loving sweetwater flaming mushroom-polisher, an effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.
'Cuz that wouldn't be nice. I have more class than that!