We don't have any evidence to support your teetotaler assertion. How do we know this isn't propaganda?
How do you explain your incoherent comments posted last night? Did your cat hijack your keyboard, or did your evil twin escape from the attic? You've got some 'splainin to do, Lucy.
The incoherence was in the mind of the beholder ~ stay up late beyond your mother’s bedtime for you and stuff just happens, but you have much more familiarity with cheap and tawdry dives and how people behave there than I do.