If my mother was in Watertown she would be in a tizzy- not over the swat tanks circling around the streets but that she would have to hurry and get the dishes done and straighten up before those nice men come to peek inside her house.
My wife would be making coffee for them. She has a thing for armed men.
FOFL .. I have one of those too .. precisely !
sounds like my wife .(she does not read FR.)