I was gonna wait till Illinois passed gay marriage to say this but since we’re on topic.
If they are gonna let men marry men then I DEMAND the right to marry more than one woman.
And I DEMAND the right to marry my first cousin.
Both polygamy and cousin marriage are way more common in world history and more common today than domestic faggotry. The USA is only western nation where cousin marriage is not legal (in some states like Illinois).
While I’m at it I DEMAND the right to marry a woman without her consent if I work out a deal with her dad for some cattle or something. That is also more common. Does anyone have French pop singer Alizée’s dad’s number?
So what’s the hold up? Why are MY rights being denied?
Because polygamists and cousin bangers don’t have a lobby like the gays do.
Totally unfair. If it’s about “equal protection” then they have no choice, they MUST allow me to marry as many of my first cousins as I want. I should not have to move to Afghanistan to be be able to marry my cousins without their consent!
I’m waiting!!! Governor Quinn!!! Justice Roberts!!!
What about marrying oneself?
“If you think a f**k is funny, f**k yourself and save some money.”
wait until you can marry your own underaged kids
‘Totally unfair. If it’s about “equal protection” then they have no choice, they MUST allow me to marry as many of my first cousins as I want. I should not have to move to Afghanistan to be be able to marry my cousins without their consent!’
That sounds suspiciously similar to how a liberal argues in reality.