If you have cable TV, there wont be much on to watch.
If there isnt much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.
If you open your door, you will see mormons.
If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into praying about whether something is true.
If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.
If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!
If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.
DONT be a cultist!
Get DirectTV.
For the record, there was a Catholic Priest who spoke, an evangelical Pastor who spoke, people from all walks of life - not everyone was LDS. Why does everything have to turn into an anti MormonISM thing?
One would think you would be appreciative of the Mormons who were there supporting traditional marriage.
“If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into ‘praying about whether something is true’.”
OH, no! What a tricky thing to do. P.S. Jesus = Truth and the truth shall make you free.
Happy Resurrection Day!