On the face of it, it seems a slam dunk. Cruz was not born in Hawaii, so he's ineligible. But in the back of my mind there is the nagging possibility that his American Citizen mother may have consumed a Dole Pineapple Product while she was carrying a Cuban Citizen's baby, thus qualifying Cruz as natural born under the Pineapple Amendment, Cuban addendum. It could also cover Rubio. Unfortunately for Jindal, there is no Curry Clause (that I know of.)
Yo, Tony Scalia, how about a little help here? The real question is that if one is born to two American citizens, on American Territory, but not in Hawii, and ya mudda hated pineapple, are you still eligible for welfare in Tennessee?
Two words for young Ted: See ya. What's wrong with your Senate job anyway? You're eligible for that!
I wonder, could you get Ted to make a public comment on how much his mother liked pineapple while she was preggers with him? ... There might be an ‘absorption clause’ that could be brought to bear.
The real question is that if one is born to two American citizens, on American Territory, but not in Hawii, and ya mudda hated pineapple, are you still eligible for welfare in Tennessee?
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Hatin pinyapple ya cin get ya a pass..
but ya betta eat lotsa grets
yeppers y’all for eva meeil..
and sweet tea drink galans of thet..
y’all en reeil America heeear
Lotsa presydants frum tha souf..
:)