[dontreadthis]

and you know that because islands don’t really tip over?

[Edgar3]

and you know that because islands don’t really tip over?
Correct! lol

[Ezekiel]

The writer neglected to play dumb with regards to grammar, spelling, vocabulary, and syntax. A real Dummy would have botched the subjunctive, abused a few yours or theres, and/or inserted several wayward apostrophe's (sic).

And of course a Dummy would not have not bothered to capitalize "Constitution".

Therefore, the rant could have been much more convincing, but maybe the author was just having a little fun and didn't care to try too hard.

:)