Scene: Fierce fighting, many killed and wounded on each side. Shouting and screams and gunfire.
A female soldier on the US side stands up in the foxhole.
Female soldier: Cease fire for a while guys. I have to go potty.
Both sides stop shooting.
The female runs towards a mobile porter potty placed at a safe distance. A sign on the door reads GUN FREE ZONE
Patrol sergeant: If youve got em light em.
The other soldiers light cigarettes, chat.
Female soldier returns.
Patrol sergeant: Commence fighting.
Ah yes the newer more female friendly army, wars etc.
LOL...well done, Tenessee Nana!
I could almost picture that in my head as I read it...:)