[SMGFan]

"I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, you can't prove anything!" ... Oops

[twister881]

Welfare State Math: Tyrone is meeting Shaniqua, one of his baby mommas, for a movie at 7:30. It is now 7:10 and Tyrone is 7 miles away.

Question: Who is Tyrone's father?

[hoagy62]

I worked with a girl at a department store cafe. It seemed like her till was short almost every time she worked. One day, we were all sent on ‘errands’ to basically leave her alone. She didn’t know she was being watched on a tiny TV camera. She was caught red-handed taken from the till.

I found out later from the security manager that she never even tried to lie about it. She said “I have some bills to pay, and this was how I planned to do it.” No remorse whatsoever.

No, she was NOT one of “Holder’s people”.

[jaz.357]

[twister881]

Welfare State Math: Billy has 10 apples, Mary has 7 apples, and Tyrone has 4 apples.

Question: From whom did Tyrone steal his apples?

[xrmusn]

Guy finishing up his ‘interview’, owner says,
“you got the job, be here at 7PM and you will work till 5AM”
Fine...

“I will give you 15 dollars an hour”...”fine, I will take 15 per hour, sounds good”.

Guy got fired and couldn’t understand why the boss was weeweed off cause the drawer was $150.00 short.

[Viking2002]

HOW THE HELL DO YOU STEAL THAT MUCH MONEY WITH THAT MANY COPS AROUND?!?!?!? LOL!

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[shoff]

That’s the problem with today’s youth, no patience. If he only waited Obama would have taken that $2,136 from the owner and redistributed it to Tyrone to make things fair.