I like the way you think! I should order us each a boa for starters. You will obviously need a red one to match your boots so I’ll go with hot pink or black...hmmm. BTW, we should ping the bride....I guess.
You may ping the bride, but really she’s just Laz’s future ex-wife, and besides, she’s already married, as she admitted somewhere upthread.
So let’s talk bustiers and frilly pantaloons! I do love the boa idea.