I really, really tried to ignore your post. But alas...I can’t.
You sure use a lot of derogatory words for the USMC in your tale. I think you need your a$$ kicked until you say “I take it back”. You might need a bigger spoon to stir up trouble between the USN and USMC but I doubt it.
Otherwise, I like the part about striking a hard blow against the enemies of Israel. FYI, it’s always the Marines who do that, too.
Not always. In Gulf War 1 the Marines were decoys.