hey shallow Hal, it’s what is on the inside that matters, doofus
many a cold and craven heart hid behind long blond hair, long legs and many coats of mascara
By all means, women, get fat and frumpy. In a perfect world, your man won’t care at all. Your looks should not matter to him.
Guys, the next time your wife or girlfriend asks you how she looks in something, tell her that you don’t care. Don’t ever compliment her appearance in any way, because it’s what’s on the inside that matters. Anything else would make you shallow. Any takers on this advice?