By all means, women, get fat and frumpy. In a perfect world, your man won’t care at all. Your looks should not matter to him.
Guys, the next time your wife or girlfriend asks you how she looks in something, tell her that you don’t care. Don’t ever compliment her appearance in any way, because it’s what’s on the inside that matters. Anything else would make you shallow. Any takers on this advice?
by all means guys, leave your hashmarked underwear on the bathroom floor and your dry skin filled socks on the coffee table, stop off for “a drink” on the way home, don’t eat what your wife made for dinner, but cook something different and leave the dishes overnight to crust up for her to clean.
Complain vociferously about the VISA every month, too, but never lift a finger to go get the groceries or put them away. Leave the leaves on the lawn til it dies and complain when the driveway is full of snow when you get home from work.
Never take your wife out but manage to do all the “team building” garbage at work that involves “firm conferences” in Vegas and taking the secretaries out at night.
Uh huh, what a great man you must be.